{"id":1867,"date":"2023-11-26T20:31:56","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:31:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=1867"},"modified":"2023-11-28T22:31:45","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T22:31:45","slug":"a-cheeky-sort","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/a-or-an-poems\/a-cheeky-sort\/","title":{"rendered":"A cheeky sort"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> A cheeky sort<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on September 5, 2007.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\n&#8220;Excuse me&#8221; said the duck at the door<br \/>\n&#8220;The bread is all finished and I want some more&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;You threw some for Rupert, for James and Dupree&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;But where are the breadcrumbs that you meant for me?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The duck at the door, was politeness itself<br \/>\nI walked back to the larder, the loaf on the shelf<br \/>\nI cut him some brown bread, and also some white<br \/>\nIt is hard with a duck to know which sort is right.<\/p>\n<p>Then out to the pond, the duck and I walked<br \/>\nAnd as we were walking the duck and I talked<br \/>\nThe result of our chatter is quite hard to take<br \/>\nThe duck has requested &#8220;From now on, bring cake!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A cheeky sort by cricketjeff on September 5, 2007.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved &#8220;Excuse me&#8221; said the duck at the door &#8220;The bread is all finished and I want some more&#8221; &#8220;You threw some for Rupert, for James and Dupree&#8221; &#8220;But where are the breadcrumbs that you meant for me?&#8221; The duck at [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9744,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-1867","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1867","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1867"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1867\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9641,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1867\/revisions\/9641"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9744"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1867"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}