{"id":1869,"date":"2023-11-26T20:31:56","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:31:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=1869"},"modified":"2023-11-28T23:09:53","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T23:09:53","slug":"two-silly-snakes","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/t-poems\/two-silly-snakes\/","title":{"rendered":"Two silly snakes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> Two silly snakes<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on September 6, 2007.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nSimon said something so silly<br \/>\nThat Sharon said he should cease<br \/>\nWhen the silly snakes looked at each other<br \/>\nTheir giggling could only increase.<\/p>\n<p>They&#8217;ve been playing and joking for ages<br \/>\nSimon thought that a branch was his mate<br \/>\nSharon saw what a fool he was being<br \/>\nHer laughter at Simon was great<\/p>\n<p>Sharon slid down a slide without looking<br \/>\nAnd ended up covered in slime<br \/>\nSimon saw the the slide was all slimy<br \/>\nAnd was laughing for all of the time<\/p>\n<p>Together they set up poor Cedric<br \/>\nThey sent him some scent that was strong<br \/>\nWhen Cedric went to chat up his Cicely<br \/>\nShe fled from the terrible pong<\/p>\n<p>What can you do with two naughty snakes<br \/>\nWho are causing the country such pain<br \/>\nYou enter the pair in Big Brother<br \/>\nWhere they do it for financial gain!<br \/>\n Author notes<br \/>\nDon&#8217;t like the ending really<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two silly snakes by cricketjeff on September 6, 2007.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved Simon said something so silly That Sharon said he should cease When the silly snakes looked at each other Their giggling could only increase. They&#8217;ve been playing and joking for ages Simon thought that a branch was his mate Sharon [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9748,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-1869","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1869","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1869"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1869\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9639,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1869\/revisions\/9639"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9748"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1869"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}