{"id":1891,"date":"2023-11-26T20:31:56","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:31:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=1891"},"modified":"2023-11-28T22:31:47","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T22:31:47","slug":"a-quiet-night-in","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/a-or-an-poems\/a-quiet-night-in\/","title":{"rendered":"A quiet night in"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> A quiet night in<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on September 12, 2007.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nThe house is very quiet<br \/>\nBecause it&#8217;s only me that&#8217;s in<br \/>\nI could throw a wild party<br \/>\nBut how do you begin?<br \/>\nI could ring an escort agency<br \/>\nTo ask them for a date<br \/>\nBut it&#8217;s nearly ten o&#8217;clock by now<br \/>\nAnd we&#8217;d finish rather late<br \/>\nAdd to that I don&#8217;t know one<br \/>\nAnd my wife would not be pleased<br \/>\nIt may cost more than an escort girl<br \/>\nBefore she was appeased<br \/>\nPerhaps I should go quite mad<br \/>\nAnd dance round in the nude<br \/>\nBut some-one would be bound to call<br \/>\nAnd think that I was rude<br \/>\nSo instead I&#8217;ll make a cup of tea<br \/>\nAnd sit and write a rhyme<br \/>\nAnd dream of what else I could do<br \/>\nTo help me pass the time!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A quiet night in by cricketjeff on September 12, 2007.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved The house is very quiet Because it&#8217;s only me that&#8217;s in I could throw a wild party But how do you begin? I could ring an escort agency To ask them for a date But it&#8217;s nearly ten o&#8217;clock [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9744,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-1891","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1891","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1891"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1891\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9618,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1891\/revisions\/9618"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9744"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1891"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}