{"id":1899,"date":"2023-11-26T20:31:56","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:31:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=1899"},"modified":"2023-11-28T19:40:39","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T19:40:39","slug":"help-your-local-rugby-club","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/h-poems\/help-your-local-rugby-club\/","title":{"rendered":"Help your local Rugby Club"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> Help your local Rugby Club<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on September 15, 2007.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nThe fellows will give quite a cheer<br \/>\nTo a girl who will, without fear,<br \/>\nHave a drink with the lads<br \/>\nThen chat up their dads<br \/>\nAnd take a stiff one up the rear<\/p>\n<p>If a pint she can down in once go<br \/>\nAnd she&#8217;s bald as a coot down below<br \/>\nShe likes doggy style<br \/>\nBut she&#8217;ll ride for a while<br \/>\nAt the same time as giving a blow<\/p>\n<p>If she&#8217;ll take on a whole drunken scrum<br \/>\nIn pussy and mouth and in bum<br \/>\nThen the local fifteen<br \/>\nWill scrub up quite clean<br \/>\nAnd pay out a respectable sum<\/p>\n<p>And if she&#8217;s a sister the same<br \/>\nWho follow big sis to the game<br \/>\nAnd stay when its done<br \/>\nTo join in the fun<br \/>\nShe&#8217;ll soon become number one dame<\/p>\n<p>Rugby&#8217;s a game played by friends<br \/>\nWho all have about the same ends<br \/>\nAnd one of their likes<br \/>\nIs girls who like bikes<br \/>\nCan be ridden quite quickly round bends<\/p>\n<p>The forwards aren&#8217;t blessed with much brains<br \/>\nThey drink beer like emptying drains<br \/>\nThe girls they admire<br \/>\nVery quickly take fire<br \/>\nAnd don&#8217;t give them emotional pains<\/p>\n<p>The backs can be rather more picky<br \/>\nThey don&#8217;t want just a routine quicky<br \/>\nThey&#8217;ll fiddle with bits<br \/>\nAnd maul a girls tits<br \/>\nBefore they start playing hide the dicky<\/p>\n<p>So if you know a girl who will fit<br \/>\nWho drinks and likes jokes about shit<br \/>\nWhose petals start parting<br \/>\nWhen anyone is farting<br \/>\nThen please tell the team about it!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Help your local Rugby Club by cricketjeff on September 15, 2007.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved The fellows will give quite a cheer To a girl who will, without fear, Have a drink with the lads Then chat up their dads And take a stiff one up the rear If a pint she can [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9706,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-1899","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1899","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1899"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1899\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9608,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1899\/revisions\/9608"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9706"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1899"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}