{"id":1901,"date":"2023-11-26T20:31:56","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:31:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=1901"},"modified":"2023-11-27T23:31:23","modified_gmt":"2023-11-27T23:31:23","slug":"for-aps-best-behaved-pet-tattboyspet","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/f-poems\/for-aps-best-behaved-pet-tattboyspet\/","title":{"rendered":"For AP\\&#8217;s best behaved pet &#8211; Tattboyspet"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> For AP&#8217;s best behaved pet &#8211; Tattboyspet<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on September 15, 2007.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nDedication:-<br \/>\nOther people&#8217;s pets can be a problem<br \/>\nSometimes they bite, sometimes their owners do.<br \/>\nBut other pairs of pets and their pet owners<br \/>\nSimply make you wish you had one too<br \/>\nSo to this pair of owner and his ownee<br \/>\nI say I think you are the top<br \/>\nAnd if you can remember either name or number<br \/>\nPlease direct me to the same pet shop!<\/p>\n<p>Poem:-<br \/>\nThere once was a slave with no luck<br \/>\nAt rhyming she felt like a schmuck<br \/>\nBut when master was there<br \/>\nShe just didn&#8217;t care<br \/>\nShe had plenty of talent to &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>But she felt the poetic affront<br \/>\nSo she sometimes would give it a punt<br \/>\nShe gave master no rhyme<br \/>\nBut she gave him good time<br \/>\nBy her poetical use of her &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>If her poetry went all to bits<br \/>\nAnd love verse got people in fits<br \/>\nShe&#8217;s still beat my rhyme<br \/>\nAt almost any time<br \/>\nSimple because she has &#8230;.<br \/>\n Author notes<br \/>\nThe limericks were posted in message to Tattboyspet who asked me to post them<br \/>\nfor others to enjoy, happy to oblige.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For AP&#8217;s best behaved pet &#8211; Tattboyspet by cricketjeff on September 15, 2007.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved Dedication:- Other people&#8217;s pets can be a problem Sometimes they bite, sometimes their owners do. But other pairs of pets and their pet owners Simply make you wish you had one too So to this pair [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9702,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-1901","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1901","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1901"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1901\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9607,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1901\/revisions\/9607"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9702"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1901"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}