A real lapdance!
\nby cricketjeff on September 18, 2007.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved
\nI was in my usual spot when you offered me a dance
\nThere was something quite unusual I was maybe in a trance
\nYou started without knickers, you make me oh so glad
\nBut it wasn’t just your bare behind, that made you look quite bad<\/p>\n
When you stretched yourself across me, you didn’t try to make me miss
\nAnd I caught a perfect perfect boob, with a very tender kiss
\nThe other one looked lonely til you put it in its place
\nYou strected across the other way, and pushed it in my face!<\/p>\n
The arms upon my armchair, you stretched yourself astride
\nBut before the chair was mounted my own arms weren’t pushed aside
\nSuch a very special treat, you had for me that night
\nIn the middle of your dancing, my thumb was out of sight!<\/p>\n
You turned around and backed right up, you knew I do suppose
\nThat your really gorgeous bum cheeks, were now parted by my nose
\nThere wasn’t any murmur, from my favourite naughty miss
\nWhen what I found between them puckered up and had a kiss<\/p>\n
Then something tugging at my waistband, was what I’m sure I felt
\nThe cool blast of air I felt down there say you’d taken off my belt
\nAnd while your hands were down there and you fiddled all about
\nA certain part of my I like, was suddenly sticking out!<\/p>\n
Then you slowly sunk down on me, until you sat upon my lap
\nI never thought I’d ever be such a lucky sort of chap!
\nAnd while you were sinking down so my pleasure could begin
\nThe part of me that had been out, was very firmly in!<\/p>\n
As you bounced about upon my lap, in one hand I held tit
\nWhile the other one I reached around, to have a stroke of clit
\nAnd just as I was building up, and you began to scream
\nI found that I had woken up from
\nA very
\nSexy
\nDream.
\n Author notes
\nI wish!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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