{"id":1911,"date":"2023-11-26T20:31:56","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:31:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=1911"},"modified":"2023-11-27T23:31:23","modified_gmt":"2023-11-27T23:31:23","slug":"flotsam-puzzler","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/f-poems\/flotsam-puzzler\/","title":{"rendered":"Flotsam puzzler"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> Flotsam puzzler<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on September 18, 2007.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nLook at the flotsam I found on the beach<br \/>\nIdyllic existence it seemed was in reach<br \/>\nAlthough somewhat salty, her skin tasted like wine<br \/>\nFrom the way she attacked, she was quite drunk on mine<br \/>\nShe wanted me truly, I wanted her more<br \/>\nThis beautiful mermaid on the beach where I saw.<br \/>\nI carried her off to my bed for the night<br \/>\nI thought about darkness, but left on the light<br \/>\nBut although we had passion and both wanted sin<br \/>\nThere&#8217;s one thing with a mermaid,<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 Where&#8217;s the bloody way in?!?!?!<br \/>\n Author notes<br \/>\nWell it made me grin<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Flotsam puzzler by cricketjeff on September 18, 2007.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved Look at the flotsam I found on the beach Idyllic existence it seemed was in reach Although somewhat salty, her skin tasted like wine From the way she attacked, she was quite drunk on mine She wanted me truly, I wanted [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9702,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-1911","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1911","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1911"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1911\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9598,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1911\/revisions\/9598"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9702"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1911"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}