{"id":1916,"date":"2023-11-26T20:31:56","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:31:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=1916"},"modified":"2023-11-28T22:31:46","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T22:31:46","slug":"a-little-on-the-large-side","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/a-or-an-poems\/a-little-on-the-large-side\/","title":{"rendered":"A little on the large side"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> A little on the large side<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on September 19, 2007.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nI went to the counter to buy an ice-cream<br \/>\nWhen I asked for their largest they started to scream<br \/>\nOutside the window a mixer was parked<br \/>\nIt started to churn as it&#8217;s engine was sparked<br \/>\nA crane overhead started lifting a load<br \/>\nA car full of cops came to close off the road<br \/>\nIt took twenty minutes of work from the crew<br \/>\nAnd now it is finished, what am I to do?<br \/>\nIt is not all that easy to eat on your own<br \/>\nA twenty ton, forty foot, home-made ice-cream cone!<br \/>\n Author notes<br \/>\nDon&#8217;t tell Melvin, he&#8217;d be jealous<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A little on the large side by cricketjeff on September 19, 2007.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved I went to the counter to buy an ice-cream When I asked for their largest they started to scream Outside the window a mixer was parked It started to churn as it&#8217;s engine was sparked A crane [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9744,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-1916","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1916","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1916"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1916\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9590,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1916\/revisions\/9590"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9744"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1916"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}