{"id":1917,"date":"2023-11-26T20:31:56","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:31:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=1917"},"modified":"2023-11-28T19:40:39","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T19:40:39","slug":"help","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/h-poems\/help\/","title":{"rendered":"Help!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> Help!<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on September 19, 2007.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nI met a little devil, she wore a little black<br \/>\nHer hair was the same colour and it tumbled down her back<br \/>\nThe little black was all she wore, I could see an awful lot<br \/>\nAnd I have to say I liked what I, could see of what she&#8217;d got<br \/>\nHer cheeks were rather rosy, and I don&#8217;t mean on her face<br \/>\nAnd to very perky nipples were hardly out of place<br \/>\nBut I don&#8217;t think that her appearance, was doing me much good<br \/>\nIt was rather an annoyance, considering where I stood<br \/>\nI&#8217;d bean asked to give a demo, on how too cook cream whirls<br \/>\nTo a part of attractive, but only sixteen year old girls!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Help! by cricketjeff on September 19, 2007.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved I met a little devil, she wore a little black Her hair was the same colour and it tumbled down her back The little black was all she wore, I could see an awful lot And I have to say I liked [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9706,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-1917","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1917","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1917"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1917\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9591,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1917\/revisions\/9591"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9706"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1917"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}