{"id":1950,"date":"2023-11-26T20:31:55","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:31:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=1950"},"modified":"2023-11-28T22:53:32","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T22:53:32","slug":"patterned-tights","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/p-poems\/patterned-tights\/","title":{"rendered":"Patterned tights"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> Patterned tights<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on September 30, 2007.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nPatterned tights, that lead to heights<br \/>\nOn legs so long and slender<br \/>\nThey promise dreams, atop the seams<br \/>\nTo those that dare to tender<br \/>\nPants so hot, they hug the bot<br \/>\nOf the most lovely wearer<br \/>\nA dreadful crime, to not spend time<br \/>\nAdmiring their bearer<br \/>\nBut the legs turned left<br \/>\nWhen I turned right<br \/>\nSo I headed on my way<br \/>\nBut a pair of legs<br \/>\nOn a lovely girl<br \/>\nHave brightened up my day<br \/>\n Author notes<br \/>\nTo be strictly accurate I went straight on when she turned off but poetic<br \/>\nlicence&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Patterned tights by cricketjeff on September 30, 2007.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved Patterned tights, that lead to heights On legs so long and slender They promise dreams, atop the seams To those that dare to tender Pants so hot, they hug the bot Of the most lovely wearer A dreadful crime, to not [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9734,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-1950","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1950","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1950"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1950\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9559,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1950\/revisions\/9559"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9734"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1950"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}