There is an addict
\nby cricketjeff on October 1, 2007.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved
\nThere’s a custard-cream-aholic
\nWho likes to stalk my tin
\nHe sneaks up to steal the bounty
\nWhenever some are in
\nHe’s other addictions too many to name
\nBut this by far the worst
\nIf he were found in a biscuit shop
\nI swear the man would burst!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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