{"id":1965,"date":"2023-11-26T20:31:55","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:31:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=1965"},"modified":"2023-11-27T22:45:12","modified_gmt":"2023-11-27T22:45:12","slug":"bum-jam","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/b-poems\/bum-jam\/","title":{"rendered":"Bum jam"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>                               Bum jam<br \/>\n     by cricketjeff on October 5, 2007.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\n                                    Bum jam<br \/>\n                                 It is called<br \/>\n                                 By silly folk<br \/>\n      Who like to call things by cute names when they think it is polite<br \/>\n To avoid mentioning that every person ever born has done a lot of of sitting<br \/>\n                                 and shitting<br \/>\n          Even the really really polite old ladies who glow not sweat<br \/>\n                               So why call shit<br \/>\n                                  A name like<br \/>\n                                    Bum jam<br \/>\n Author notes<br \/>\nAn entry for a contest, I don&#8217;t usually do form poems, but I have a splitting<br \/>\nheadache and needed my mind taken off it and work for a bit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bum jam by cricketjeff on October 5, 2007.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved Bum jam It is called By silly folk Who like to call things by cute names when they think it is polite To avoid mentioning that every person ever born has done a lot of of sitting and shitting Even the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9694,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-1965","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1965","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1965"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1965\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9543,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1965\/revisions\/9543"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9694"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1965"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}