Liz
\nby cricketjeff on October 9, 2007.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved
\nMay I introduce my good friend Liz
\nThe hottest girl that I think there is
\nShe’s a four foot five inch bundle of fun
\nAnd more than a match for anyone!<\/p>\n
Her hair is red and she’s freckly too
\nShe may well have her eyes on you
\nA five stone ten pound bundle of joy
\nWho can knock the spots off any boy<\/p>\n
Her temper’s quick and passion hot
\nThe sort of girl you’d love a lot
\nShe is four foot five of sex on a stick
\nWho can get any man, and get him quick!<\/p>\n
Two pert breasts that catch the eye
\nA wiggle of the hips says she’s not shy
\nA five stone ten pound sex machine
\nThe sexiest miss you’ve ever seen<\/p>\n
Short of stature not of fire
\nShe fills all men with raw desire
\nJust four feet five of English rose
\nShe’ll keep you dancing on your toes<\/p>\n
My good friend Liz is only small
\nIn sex appeal she’s eight feet tall
\nShe’s five stone ten pounds used just right
\nAnd the man she’s with has a very good night!<\/p>\n
Author notes
\nSadly she’s all in the mind, but if you know anyone like her. YOU LUCKY MAN!!!<\/p>\n
For American readers five stone ten pounds is eighty pounds. For metricated
\nreaders four foot five is 135cm and she weighs a bit over 36kg<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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