{"id":1977,"date":"2023-11-26T20:31:55","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:31:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=1977"},"modified":"2023-11-28T22:57:32","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T22:57:32","slug":"remote-control-girlfriend","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/r-poems\/remote-control-girlfriend\/","title":{"rendered":"Remote control Girlfriend"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> Remote control Girlfriend<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on October 11, 2007.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nYou press the button<br \/>\nShe do the rest<br \/>\nThis is an idea<br \/>\nWe should put to the test<br \/>\nPoint it at girlfriend<br \/>\nLay back and see<br \/>\nWhat are the things she is doing to me?<br \/>\nAh yes that&#8217;s good<br \/>\nShe&#8217;s much too kind<br \/>\nHmmmmmm let&#8217;s see<br \/>\nWhere is the rewind!!!!<br \/>\n Author notes<br \/>\n50 word contest entry to this prompt<br \/>\nhttp:\/\/www.witek.dircon.co.uk\/silly\/gf_remote.jpeg<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Remote control Girlfriend by cricketjeff on October 11, 2007.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved You press the button She do the rest This is an idea We should put to the test Point it at girlfriend Lay back and see What are the things she is doing to me? Ah yes that&#8217;s good She&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9738,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-1977","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1977","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1977"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1977\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9530,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1977\/revisions\/9530"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9738"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1977"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}