The chance of a lifetime!
\nby cricketjeff on October 13, 2007.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved
\nI’m sticking my bum out, you’ve not kissed it yet!
\nIt’s a “just this once offer” you’d live to regret
\nSo don’t you be shy now, and kiss it hard please
\nAnd while you are there you could give it a squeeze
\nI’m not asking for money, or diamonds or pearls
\nOr all of the things that you give other girls
\nAll that I’m requesting’s a very small sum
\nJust a kiss and a squeeze of my rather pert bum
\nHow long must I stay here, and wait while you view
\nThe part I want kissing and squeezing by you<\/p>\n
Too late! You have missed me I’m off with your friend
\nHe’d never spurn the offer of my sweet rear end!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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