Tomorrow’s the big day!
\nby cricketjeff on October 14, 2007.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved
\nDave and Leo on Mark’s stag
\nDrinking rum with Pete, in drag
\nThe stripper painted Marks’ balls red
\nFor Jane to find when they get to bed
\nA policeman’s helmet, three road cones
\nAnd beer’s not good for mobile phones
\nSteve’s out cold, barfed in a plant
\nMartin’s scored with the barman’s Aunt
\nUnder a table someone drunkenly speaks
\nBloody best night out for weeks and weeks!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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