Pete and the elf
\nby cricketjeff on October 17, 2007.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved
\nMelvin’s baby brother Pete
\nLikes to tease the elf
\nThe elf’s the only one he knows
\nSmaller than himself!<\/p>\n
The elf’s a naughty little chap
\nHe likes teasing Pete
\nPete’s the only dragon he knows
\nSmall enough to eat!<\/p>\n
Teasing each other is quite fun
\nBut they’ve another game
\nCausing lots of mayhem
\nAnd getting Melvin the blame<\/p>\n
When Martha’s there they’re sweet and good
\nIt’s just the way they play
\nBut if she’s not about they feel they should
\nHave a Melvin torture day<\/p>\n
A magic elf and a firebreathing brother
\nDon’t make for peaceful times
\nBut as Melvin was heard to say to his mother
\nAt least it keeps me in these rhymes!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Pete and the elf by cricketjeff on October 17, 2007.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved Melvin’s baby brother Pete Likes to tease the elf The elf’s the only one he knows Smaller than himself! The elf’s a naughty little chap He likes teasing Pete Pete’s the only dragon he knows Small enough to eat! […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9734,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-1992","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1992","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1992"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1992\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9516,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1992\/revisions\/9516"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9734"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1992"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}