{"id":1997,"date":"2023-11-26T20:31:55","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:31:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=1997"},"modified":"2023-11-27T23:13:08","modified_gmt":"2023-11-27T23:13:08","slug":"count-fluffy","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/c-poems\/count-fluffy\/","title":{"rendered":"Count Fluffy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> Count Fluffy<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on October 24, 2007.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nCount Fluffy wakes at dead of night<br \/>\nTo stalk each silent street<br \/>\nLooking for her victims<br \/>\nOn four soft and silent feet<br \/>\nWhenever it is daylight<br \/>\nShe&#8217;s tucked up in her box<br \/>\nWaiting for the darkness<br \/>\nWhen she can pounce just like a fox<br \/>\nSo if you see two greenish lights<br \/>\nPeering from the gloom<br \/>\nBetter hope that it&#8217;s not Fluffy<br \/>\nAnd you&#8217;re going to meet your doom!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Count Fluffy by cricketjeff on October 24, 2007.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved Count Fluffy wakes at dead of night To stalk each silent street Looking for her victims On four soft and silent feet Whenever it is daylight She&#8217;s tucked up in her box Waiting for the darkness When she can pounce just [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9696,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-1997","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1997","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1997"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1997\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9510,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1997\/revisions\/9510"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9696"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1997"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}