{"id":2005,"date":"2023-11-26T20:31:55","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:31:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=2005"},"modified":"2023-11-28T22:11:01","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T22:11:01","slug":"knickers-round-her-knees","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/k-poems\/knickers-round-her-knees\/","title":{"rendered":"Knickers round her knees"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> Knickers round her knees<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on October 26, 2007.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nThere&#8217;s been a little accident<br \/>\nHer panties take a fall<br \/>\nAnd now they&#8217;re only half way up<br \/>\nWe see they&#8217;re very small<br \/>\nWhen you are in an office<br \/>\nAnd you see a sight like this<br \/>\nIt makes you rather keener<br \/>\nTo know the cheeky miss<br \/>\nWe know the photocopier<br \/>\nIs made to take the weight<br \/>\nWe also know the manager<br \/>\nHas kept this girl in late!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Knickers round her knees by cricketjeff on October 26, 2007.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved There&#8217;s been a little accident Her panties take a fall And now they&#8217;re only half way up We see they&#8217;re very small When you are in an office And you see a sight like this It makes you rather [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9723,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-2005","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2005","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2005"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2005\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9505,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2005\/revisions\/9505"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9723"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2005"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}