{"id":2008,"date":"2023-11-26T20:31:55","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:31:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=2008"},"modified":"2023-11-28T22:50:49","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T22:50:49","slug":"olfactory-perfection","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/o-poems\/olfactory-perfection\/","title":{"rendered":"Olfactory perfection!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> Olfactory perfection!<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on October 29, 2007.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nHow I love your smelly pits<br \/>\nI&#8217;d love to squeeze your greasy zits<br \/>\nI love the smell of vomit<br \/>\nI want to lick your snotty nose<br \/>\nTo eat the scum between your toes<br \/>\nTo clean your messy grommet<br \/>\nWhen you fart it smells so right<br \/>\nYour hairy ears a perfect sight<br \/>\nYou make me want to drool<br \/>\nYou haven&#8217;t washed since first we met<br \/>\nYou&#8217;ll stink more soon or that&#8217;s my bet<br \/>\nLet me be your loving fool!<br \/>\n Author notes<br \/>\nContest required a poem in praise of a rather smelly loved one&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Olfactory perfection! by cricketjeff on October 29, 2007.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved How I love your smelly pits I&#8217;d love to squeeze your greasy zits I love the smell of vomit I want to lick your snotty nose To eat the scum between your toes To clean your messy grommet When you fart [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9732,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-2008","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2008","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2008"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2008\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9499,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2008\/revisions\/9499"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9732"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2008"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}