{"id":2011,"date":"2023-11-26T20:31:54","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:31:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=2011"},"modified":"2023-11-28T22:55:19","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T22:55:19","slug":"quick-shot-clare","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/q-poems\/quick-shot-clare\/","title":{"rendered":"Quick shot Clare"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> Quick shot Clare<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on October 29, 2007.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nQuick shot Clare<br \/>\nAt the county fair<br \/>\nIs shooting up a storm<br \/>\nWhen she fires her shots<br \/>\nMen get the hots<br \/>\nAnd she&#8217;s dressed to keep them warm<\/p>\n<p>In trousers tight<br \/>\nThat fit just right<br \/>\nAnd top that&#8217;s cut SO low<br \/>\nShe gets off six<br \/>\nUses naughty tricks<br \/>\nTo keep her rivals slow<\/p>\n<p>She licks her lips<br \/>\nWith their guns on the hips<br \/>\nAnd they lose the will to fight<br \/>\nIf she does the same<br \/>\nAt the end of the game<br \/>\nThen they&#8217;re getting fun tonight!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Quick shot Clare by cricketjeff on October 29, 2007.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved Quick shot Clare At the county fair Is shooting up a storm When she fires her shots Men get the hots And she&#8217;s dressed to keep them warm In trousers tight That fit just right And top that&#8217;s cut SO [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9736,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-2011","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2011","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2011"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2011\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9497,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2011\/revisions\/9497"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9736"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2011"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}