{"id":2012,"date":"2023-11-26T20:31:54","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:31:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=2012"},"modified":"2023-11-28T23:04:45","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T23:04:45","slug":"the-best-bit","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/the-poems\/the-best-bit\/","title":{"rendered":"The best bit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> The best bit<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on October 29, 2007.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nNo person who knows me will feel a surprise<br \/>\nTo learn it&#8217;s a bum that will first turn my eyes<br \/>\nWhen a beautiful leg goes on right to the top<br \/>\nIt is at a girls bottom my gazing will stop.<\/p>\n<p>I like a nice smile and a face full of fun<br \/>\nBut it won&#8217;t be in front the attraction&#8217;s begun<br \/>\nBoobs that are bouncy or nice pert and small<br \/>\nAre things that I like but they&#8217;re not first at all<\/p>\n<p>A bottom that wiggles along as she walks<br \/>\nIs the part of a lady that first to me talks<br \/>\nIf I&#8217;m falling in love I want all of the rest<br \/>\nBut for falling in lust then a nice bum is best!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The best bit by cricketjeff on October 29, 2007.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved No person who knows me will feel a surprise To learn it&#8217;s a bum that will first turn my eyes When a beautiful leg goes on right to the top It is at a girls bottom my gazing will stop. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9742,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-2012","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2012","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2012"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2012\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9496,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2012\/revisions\/9496"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9742"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2012"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}