{"id":2014,"date":"2023-11-26T20:31:54","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:31:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=2014"},"modified":"2023-11-28T23:09:04","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T23:09:04","slug":"the-strangest-things-live-in-my-house","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/the-poems\/the-strangest-things-live-in-my-house\/","title":{"rendered":"The strangest things live in my house"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> The strangest things live in my house<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on October 30, 2007.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nI had a funny little thing.<br \/>\nI kept it on a shelf<br \/>\nAnd then it had a baby.<br \/>\nIt did it by itself!<br \/>\nI don&#8217;t know what to call it.<br \/>\nIt never seems to move.<br \/>\nI&#8217;d like to get another<br \/>\nBut the first may not approve.<br \/>\nAll I know about it,<br \/>\nIs it loves its baby thing<br \/>\nAnd anytime the baby sleeps<br \/>\nI can hear the mummy sing!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The strangest things live in my house by cricketjeff on October 30, 2007.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved I had a funny little thing. I kept it on a shelf And then it had a baby. It did it by itself! I don&#8217;t know what to call it. It never seems to move. I&#8217;d [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9742,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-2014","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2014","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2014"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2014\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9492,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2014\/revisions\/9492"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9742"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2014"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}