They were playing our song!
\nby cricketjeff on November 6, 2007.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved
\nIn Watford, in a nightclub, while the band were still on stage
\nWe had some little urges that we needed to assuage.
\nSo I sat upon a bench seat, and my lady sat on me
\nBeneath her skirt we coupled in a way no-one could see.
\nThe throbbing of the music as we sat and heard the band
\nHad an effect on each of us, as you will understand.
\nThe band headed for crescendo (means that they were getting loud)
\nWe too were getting louder, though still drowned out by the crowd
\nWe weren’t exactly dancing, but we were not sitting still
\nAs the act was nearing climax there was little time to kill
\nSo we started getting bolder and we quite ignored our friends
\nWe were no longer hearing music but pursuing our own ends
\nMy hands were in her t-shirt and a breast was in each palm
\nThough we tried to look quite natural, we can’t have looked too calm.
\nBefore the singer finished, before the final beat of drum
\nThen the two of us were satisfied and each of us had come
\nIt really was quite fortunate that the lights were not too bright
\nAnd we’d time to hide the evidence, before heading home at night
\nAnd after dropping off our friends, before going home once more
\nWe parked along a quiet line and had our own encore!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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