{"id":2056,"date":"2023-11-26T20:31:54","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:31:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=2056"},"modified":"2023-11-28T22:47:39","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T22:47:39","slug":"no-more-stress","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/n-poems\/no-more-stress\/","title":{"rendered":"No more stress"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> No more stress<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on November 15, 2007.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nJust where you said<br \/>\nI banged my head<br \/>\nAnd now my screen is bust<br \/>\nIf I can&#8217;t do<br \/>\nWhat you tell me to<br \/>\nWho am I supposed to trust?<\/p>\n<p>Someone else said<br \/>\n&#8220;Boil your head&#8221;<br \/>\nSo I put in in the pan<br \/>\nBut when my ears got hot<br \/>\nI screamed a lot<br \/>\nSo I&#8217;m not sure I can<\/p>\n<p>I think instead<br \/>\nI&#8217;ll be nice to my head<br \/>\nAnd just have a cup of tea<br \/>\nA cup that cheers<br \/>\nThrough all these years<br \/>\nHas perfectly de-stressed me!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No more stress by cricketjeff on November 15, 2007.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved Just where you said I banged my head And now my screen is bust If I can&#8217;t do What you tell me to Who am I supposed to trust? Someone else said &#8220;Boil your head&#8221; So I put in in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9730,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-2056","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2056","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2056"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2056\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9452,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2056\/revisions\/9452"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9730"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2056"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}