{"id":2058,"date":"2023-11-26T20:31:54","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:31:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=2058"},"modified":"2023-11-27T22:42:57","modified_gmt":"2023-11-27T22:42:57","slug":"an-invertebrate-evening","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/a-poems\/an-invertebrate-evening\/","title":{"rendered":"An invertebrate evening"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> An invertebrate evening<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on November 16, 2007.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nShe didn&#8217;t wish her friends to snub<br \/>\nSo Milly joined them at the pub<br \/>\nAnd when she got there Milly found<br \/>\nIt was her turn to buy a round<br \/>\nMilly drank a pint of cider<br \/>\nBefore an old friend came and spied her<br \/>\nThe two of them sat down to drink<br \/>\nAnother pint? What do you think!<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Like some dinner?&#8221; &#8220;That sounds fine&#8221;<br \/>\nBetter have some good white wine.<br \/>\nSoup, some fish and sorbet later<br \/>\nA double brandy sounded greater!<br \/>\nA pot of tea to wash it down<br \/>\nThen moving on to Newky Brown<br \/>\nSo down a pint and then another<br \/>\nWho should come in? It&#8217;s her brother<\/p>\n<p>Mark&#8217;s a drinker, pints of course<br \/>\nOrders more with no remorse.<br \/>\nMilly isn&#8217;t left behind<br \/>\nShe&#8217;s very merry, doesn&#8217;t mind.<br \/>\nDrinking laughing with their friends<br \/>\nCertain actions, certain ends<br \/>\nAn urgent feeling urges speed<br \/>\nQuick to the loo where<\/p>\n<p>(Sorry about this folks)<\/p>\n<p>Millipede.<br \/>\n Author notes<br \/>\nOK so I don&#8217;t do dark but out of nowhere&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An invertebrate evening by cricketjeff on November 16, 2007.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved She didn&#8217;t wish her friends to snub So Milly joined them at the pub And when she got there Milly found It was her turn to buy a round Milly drank a pint of cider Before an old friend came [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9692,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-2058","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2058","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2058"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2058\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9450,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2058\/revisions\/9450"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9692"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2058"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}