{"id":2083,"date":"2023-11-26T20:31:54","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:31:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=2083"},"modified":"2023-11-28T23:09:52","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T23:09:52","slug":"this-silly-rhymer","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/t-poems\/this-silly-rhymer\/","title":{"rendered":"This silly rhymer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> This silly rhymer<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on November 21, 2007.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nSanta Claus, a friend of mine<br \/>\nHas a technique very fine<br \/>\nBut of late he&#8217;s got quite flabby<br \/>\nAnd his image; kind of shabby.<\/p>\n<p>As for me, well I&#8217;m a rhymer<br \/>\nMuch more fun that that old timer<br \/>\nThough he jolly, and so kind<br \/>\nHe won&#8217;t flip a lady&#8217;s mind<\/p>\n<p>Tou&#8217;re a cutie, Christmas beauty<br \/>\nKeep you happy is my duty<br \/>\nPoor old Kris is much too busy<br \/>\nDon&#8217;t believe me, just as Lizzie<\/p>\n<p>Ask friend Anne or sweet Viginia<br \/>\nWho&#8217;s the better man withinia<br \/>\nAll of them will tell you true<br \/>\nThis silly rhymer&#8217;s the man for you!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This silly rhymer by cricketjeff on November 21, 2007.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved Santa Claus, a friend of mine Has a technique very fine But of late he&#8217;s got quite flabby And his image; kind of shabby. As for me, well I&#8217;m a rhymer Much more fun that that old timer Though he [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9748,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-2083","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2083","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2083"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2083\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9425,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2083\/revisions\/9425"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9748"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2083"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}