{"id":2086,"date":"2023-11-26T20:31:54","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:31:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=2086"},"modified":"2023-11-28T22:57:33","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T22:57:33","slug":"rubbish-written-instead-of-sleeping","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/r-poems\/rubbish-written-instead-of-sleeping\/","title":{"rendered":"Rubbish written instead of sleeping"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> Rubbish written instead of sleeping<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on November 21, 2007.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nA stupid man is writing rhyme<br \/>\nIn the midst of sleeping time<br \/>\nWhy are here wasting time<br \/>\nReading out this sleeping rhyme<\/p>\n<p>I should be sleeping in my bed<br \/>\nI really am a sleepy head<br \/>\nWhy would you choose to fill your head<br \/>\nYou could be cuddled up in bed<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m in a chair to tired to move<br \/>\nOf my state I don&#8217;t approve<br \/>\nWho in right mind could ever approve<br \/>\nOf losing sleep for want of move<\/p>\n<p>This repetitious rhyming scheme<br \/>\nIs bad but seems to suit my theme<br \/>\nAlthough that is a silly theme<br \/>\nSo to go to bed is now my scheme<br \/>\n Author notes<br \/>\nI fell asleep in my chair after drinking the last cuppa of the day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Rubbish written instead of sleeping by cricketjeff on November 21, 2007.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved A stupid man is writing rhyme In the midst of sleeping time Why are here wasting time Reading out this sleeping rhyme I should be sleeping in my bed I really am a sleepy head Why would you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9738,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-2086","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2086","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2086"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2086\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9422,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2086\/revisions\/9422"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9738"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2086"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}