{"id":2114,"date":"2023-11-26T20:31:35","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:31:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=2114"},"modified":"2023-11-28T19:40:39","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T19:40:39","slug":"help-me-please","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/h-poems\/help-me-please\/","title":{"rendered":"Help me please"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> Help me please<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on December 1, 2007.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nIn your bed, before you sleep<br \/>\nLet your fingers slowly creep<br \/>\nPleasure there you&#8217;ll surely find<br \/>\nA lovely way to clear the mind.<\/p>\n<p>Still in bed, just as you wake<br \/>\nRepeat the dose without mistake.<br \/>\nPrivate pleasures are just the way<br \/>\nThat you should start most every day<\/p>\n<p>Afternoon and no-one&#8217;s there?<br \/>\nTime to get your body bare.<br \/>\nI&#8217;m not there to do the deeds<br \/>\nYou must provide your body&#8217;s needs<\/p>\n<p>Fingers sure, maybe a toy<br \/>\nPush your body into joy.<br \/>\nWell before you&#8217;ve need to speak<br \/>\nYou should have reached a glorious peak.<\/p>\n<p>All day long and all night too,<br \/>\nI just long to pleasure you.<br \/>\nWhen I&#8217;m not there you help me please<br \/>\nMake loving real, not just a tease.<br \/>\n Author notes<br \/>\nInstructions to a distant lover.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Help me please by cricketjeff on December 1, 2007.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved In your bed, before you sleep Let your fingers slowly creep Pleasure there you&#8217;ll surely find A lovely way to clear the mind. Still in bed, just as you wake Repeat the dose without mistake. Private pleasures are just the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9706,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-2114","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2114","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2114"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2114\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9394,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2114\/revisions\/9394"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9706"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2114"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}