{"id":2130,"date":"2023-11-26T20:31:35","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:31:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=2130"},"modified":"2023-11-28T18:59:29","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T18:59:29","slug":"babys-breakfast-poem","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/b-poems\/babys-breakfast-poem\/","title":{"rendered":"Baby&#8217;s breakfast poem"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n<p>Baby&#8217;s breakfast poem<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on December 5, 2007.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nMilk and cereal mess on the floor<br \/>\nA large white slick that heads for the door<br \/>\nMilk and cereal over my head<br \/>\nMum will be cross she wanted me fed<br \/>\nThe dog and the cat both think it&#8217;s a spree<br \/>\nBut now I have done this, there&#8217;s none left for me!<\/p>\n<p>Milk and cereal sat in high chair<br \/>\nMilk and cereal plenty to spare<br \/>\nThe spoon wasn&#8217;t needed I threw it away<br \/>\nI wonder what else I&#8217;ll be given today<br \/>\nBut now I must go there&#8217;s a smell from my bum<br \/>\nI better start shouting out &#8220;I need you mum&#8221;!<br \/>\n Author notes<br \/>\nTakes me back&#8230;<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Baby&#8217;s breakfast poem by cricketjeff on December 5, 2007.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved Milk and cereal mess on the floor A large white slick that heads for the door Milk and cereal over my head Mum will be cross she wanted me fed The dog and the cat both think it&#8217;s a spree [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9694,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-2130","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2130","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2130"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2130\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9715,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2130\/revisions\/9715"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9694"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2130"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}