{"id":2145,"date":"2023-11-26T20:31:35","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:31:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=2145"},"modified":"2023-11-28T22:47:39","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T22:47:39","slug":"naughty-christmas","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/n-poems\/naughty-christmas\/","title":{"rendered":"Naughty Christmas!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> Naughty Christmas!<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on December 9, 2007.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nYour Christmas stockings are hanging beside my fireside<br \/>\nIn your birthday clothing trying hard to hide<br \/>\nYou are very naughty playing by my tree<br \/>\nToys are for children not you and me<br \/>\nPlay with them nicely not hide them inside!<br \/>\n Author notes<br \/>\nFive eight word lines of erotica, following my poem on Christmas stockings.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Naughty Christmas! by cricketjeff on December 9, 2007.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved Your Christmas stockings are hanging beside my fireside In your birthday clothing trying hard to hide You are very naughty playing by my tree Toys are for children not you and me Play with them nicely not hide them inside! Author [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9730,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-2145","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2145","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2145"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2145\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9363,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2145\/revisions\/9363"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9730"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2145"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}