{"id":2165,"date":"2023-11-26T20:31:34","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:31:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=2165"},"modified":"2023-11-28T23:09:03","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T23:09:03","slug":"the-snaggleduff","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/the-poems\/the-snaggleduff\/","title":{"rendered":"The Snaggleduff"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> The Snaggleduff<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on December 17, 2007.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nThe Snaggleduff of Bondnercray<br \/>\nHas had a very grumpful day<br \/>\nFirst his snaggle curler wouldn&#8217;t<br \/>\nThen his mother said he shouldn&#8217;t<br \/>\nSnaggleboard across the bay<br \/>\nTo find a little friend to play<\/p>\n<p>You may think this was enough<br \/>\nFor any playful snaggleduff<br \/>\nBut heaped on this was so much more<br \/>\nOur snaggleduff just had to roar<br \/>\nOne thing came upon another<br \/>\nChiefly caused by little brother!<\/p>\n<p>It was not his fault the doobey spilled<br \/>\nNor did he keep the bondbits chilled<br \/>\nAnd though he could have drubbled clean<br \/>\nTo tell him off was very mean<br \/>\nIt really isn&#8217;t right at all<br \/>\nTo let him off because he&#8217;s small<\/p>\n<p>Now if you were a snaggleduff<br \/>\nYou may decide to cut up rough<br \/>\nBut this is not our hero&#8217;s way<br \/>\nEven on a grumpful day<br \/>\nSo all he does is mutter low<br \/>\nAnd take his troubles down below<\/p>\n<p> Author notes<br \/>\nIf you happen to know any Snaggleduffs please let them have a read and tell me<br \/>\nwhat they think.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Snaggleduff by cricketjeff on December 17, 2007.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved The Snaggleduff of Bondnercray Has had a very grumpful day First his snaggle curler wouldn&#8217;t Then his mother said he shouldn&#8217;t Snaggleboard across the bay To find a little friend to play You may think this was enough For any playful [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9742,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-2165","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2165","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2165"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2165\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9343,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2165\/revisions\/9343"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9742"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2165"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}