{"id":2184,"date":"2023-11-26T20:31:34","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:31:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=2184"},"modified":"2023-11-28T22:45:34","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T22:45:34","slug":"make-em-laugh","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/m-poems\/make-em-laugh\/","title":{"rendered":"Make \\&#8217;em laugh!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> Make &#8217;em laugh!<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on December 21, 2007.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nLaughter is the only way<br \/>\nThat I can get through every day<br \/>\nA laugh can mend the toughest time<br \/>\nEspecially if it&#8217;s in rhyme<\/p>\n<p>When all around are pressing in<br \/>\nThere isn&#8217;t any way to win<br \/>\nA laugh explodes across your face<br \/>\nAnd then your back in premier place!<\/p>\n<p>When days are dark and long a dreary<br \/>\nThen you need to keep more cheery<br \/>\nA whoppee cushion is your friend<br \/>\nPositioned under pompous end!<\/p>\n<p>Laughter makes your sex life snappy<br \/>\nKeep your friend and lover happy<br \/>\nBut never laugh without good cause<br \/>\nWhen what she wants is warm applause<\/p>\n<p>Although at times a laugh looks wrong<br \/>\nAs likewise is a comic song<br \/>\nIn nearly all the rest of life<br \/>\nA laugh can keep you out of strife<\/p>\n<p>So laugh out loud and long today<br \/>\nKeep that dreadful frown at bay<br \/>\nAnd help some others smile with you<br \/>\nYou know that&#8217;s what you&#8217;re born to do!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Make &#8217;em laugh! by cricketjeff on December 21, 2007.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved Laughter is the only way That I can get through every day A laugh can mend the toughest time Especially if it&#8217;s in rhyme When all around are pressing in There isn&#8217;t any way to win A laugh explodes across [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9728,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-2184","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2184","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2184"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2184\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9324,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2184\/revisions\/9324"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9728"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2184"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}