It went with a bang!
\nby cricketjeff on December 22, 2007.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved
\nI have a special present, for a lady that I know.
\nI wrapped it as she’d like it, easy access, don’t you know.
\nI hope she has the heating on, or else it will be small,
\nThat’s a problem for a gentleman with nothing on at all.
\nI know that she will use it, she often wants a loan,
\nAnd I think that she enjoys it, it’s a different sort of moan.
\nEvery way she wants it, if she wants it warm inside
\nI’ll be very pleased to take her on a long exciting ride.
\nNow she opens up the door and she hasn’t many clothes
\nThose she has are small and lacy and I must approve of those
\nShe squeals at me delightedly, she reaches for her prize
\nI can’t wait until she grasps it, delight written in her eyes
\nShe hurries to unwrap it, she wants to see it quick
\nA rather loud explosion!<\/p>\n
\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 The balloon has met the prick!
\n Author notes
\nHappy Birthday…
\nWritten to this picture.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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