{"id":2197,"date":"2023-11-26T20:31:34","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:31:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=2197"},"modified":"2023-11-28T22:53:32","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T22:53:32","slug":"possibly-the-worst-sonnet-on-ap","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/p-poems\/possibly-the-worst-sonnet-on-ap\/","title":{"rendered":"possibly the worst sonnet on AP"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> possibly the worst sonnet on AP<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on December 24, 2007.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nI don&#8217;t even know why I want to write<br \/>\nA sonnet to display my love for rhyme<br \/>\nAlthough I think one day that I just might<br \/>\nI do not think today will be that time<\/p>\n<p>This rhythm slow and soft does not suite me<br \/>\nI like a much more dancy beat in verse<br \/>\nAnd though my rhyme is good my metre&#8217;s free<br \/>\nAnd so my sonnets always look much worse<\/p>\n<p>But I shall try and try and try again<br \/>\nA stubborn poet who can rhyme at will<br \/>\nAnd maybe if I do perchance obtain<br \/>\nA sonnet worthy of a little thrill<\/p>\n<p>I can get back to the verse that I love<br \/>\nAnd give this form a final deadly shove<br \/>\n Author notes<br \/>\nI have been trying to write a half decent sonnet for decades, and as this<br \/>\nshows, I still cannot.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>possibly the worst sonnet on AP by cricketjeff on December 24, 2007.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved I don&#8217;t even know why I want to write A sonnet to display my love for rhyme Although I think one day that I just might I do not think today will be that time This rhythm [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9734,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-2197","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2197","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2197"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2197\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9311,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2197\/revisions\/9311"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9734"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2197"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}