{"id":2213,"date":"2023-11-26T20:31:34","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:31:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=2213"},"modified":"2023-11-28T22:05:38","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T22:05:38","slug":"jeff-green-is-always-off-the-wall","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/j-poems\/jeff-green-is-always-off-the-wall\/","title":{"rendered":"Jeff Green is always off the wall"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> Jeff Green is always off the wall<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on December 29, 2007.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\n1. Have you ever kissed someone you did not like?<br \/>\nYes, several times, what else was beer and cider for in your teenage years?<\/p>\n<p>2. How do you prefer your eggs?<br \/>\nIn a cake<\/p>\n<p>3. What colour do you prefer to see your lover\/mate in?<br \/>\nBlack and white<\/p>\n<p>4. Who was your last crush on?<br \/>\nThere is not a chance in a hundred million I&#8217;ll tell you that<\/p>\n<p>5. Do you sleep on your back, side, tummy?<br \/>\nSide, but preferably next the bottom of the answer to #4<\/p>\n<p>6. What is the one thing you always order at McDonalds?<br \/>\nDirections for the way out?<\/p>\n<p>7. What kind of shampoo do you use?<br \/>\nHead and Shoulders<\/p>\n<p>8. How many times have you bounced a cheque this year?<br \/>\nNone, comes with middle age<\/p>\n<p>9. In your opinion, the most boring show on television<br \/>\nBig Brother<\/p>\n<p>10. What is the name of the teacher who influenced you the most?<br \/>\nGiven this is a poetry website, Mr MacAuliffe (Mac) who was utterly mad and<br \/>\nthrew a chair through the glass panel of the door while reading the last verse<br \/>\nof Edward Edward.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jeff Green is always off the wall by cricketjeff on December 29, 2007.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved 1. Have you ever kissed someone you did not like? Yes, several times, what else was beer and cider for in your teenage years? 2. How do you prefer your eggs? In a cake 3. What [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9721,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-2213","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2213","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2213"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2213\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9297,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2213\/revisions\/9297"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9721"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2213"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}