{"id":2224,"date":"2023-11-26T20:31:34","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:31:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=2224"},"modified":"2023-11-28T22:45:35","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T22:45:35","slug":"mrs-cratchits-musings","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/m-poems\/mrs-cratchits-musings\/","title":{"rendered":"Mrs Cratchit\\&#8217;s musings"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> Mrs Cratchit&#8217;s musings<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on December 30, 2007.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nMy Bob works hard most every day<br \/>\nEarning Mr Scrooge his pay<br \/>\nYet he himself gets little back<br \/>\nJust worries he will get the sack<\/p>\n<p>Tiny Tim is small and ill<br \/>\nYet Bob adores his steady will<br \/>\nHis little face is full of fun<br \/>\nHe says &#8220;God bless us everyone&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Christmas Day, the family joins<br \/>\nTo share the fruits of so few coins<br \/>\nAnd Bob will comment every year<br \/>\nHow the pudding brings him cheer<\/p>\n<p>And now this morning early knock<br \/>\nDemanding that I draw the lock<br \/>\nA turkey fit to serve the Queen<br \/>\nBrought by a man I&#8217;ve never seen<\/p>\n<p>Will the baker have the space?<br \/>\nThis bird will fill up half the place<br \/>\nA Christmas dinner none have known<br \/>\nAnd yet we have it for our own<\/p>\n<p>With the turkey, beer was brought<br \/>\nOther trimmings I&#8217;d have sought<br \/>\nBut we&#8217;ll have meat enough for days<br \/>\nHowever long our daughter stays!<\/p>\n<p>Next day Bob is rather late<br \/>\nHe expects a dreadful fate<br \/>\nBut early home and smiling broad<br \/>\nFate at last brings him reward<\/p>\n<p>Extra money, Scrooge gone mad<br \/>\nA happier Bob I&#8217;ve never had<br \/>\nMedicine for Tim he says<br \/>\nMr Scrooge insists he pays!<\/p>\n<p>From blackest night to brightest day<br \/>\nChristmas seems to find a way<br \/>\nFor lives to turn to rich from poor<br \/>\nNo wife alive can ask for more!<br \/>\n Author notes<br \/>\nNot as good as I wanted, but if I don&#8217;t enter now I&#8217;ll miss it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mrs Cratchit&#8217;s musings by cricketjeff on December 30, 2007.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved My Bob works hard most every day Earning Mr Scrooge his pay Yet he himself gets little back Just worries he will get the sack Tiny Tim is small and ill Yet Bob adores his steady will His little face [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9728,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-2224","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2224","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2224"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2224\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9286,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2224\/revisions\/9286"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9728"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2224"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}