{"id":2234,"date":"2023-11-26T20:31:33","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:31:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=2234"},"modified":"2023-11-28T23:04:45","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T23:04:45","slug":"the-final-illness","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/the-poems\/the-final-illness\/","title":{"rendered":"The final illness"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> The final illness<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on January 4, 2008.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nDoctor doctor, tell me please<br \/>\nWhy it&#8217;s all blue each time I sneeze<br \/>\nDon&#8217;t be silly, start to drink<br \/>\nInstead of merely SNIFFING ink!<\/p>\n<p>Doctor Doctor, it hurts my thighs<br \/>\nEvery time I exercise<br \/>\nI&#8217;m not surprised by that at all<br \/>\nThose Lycra shorts are MUCH too small<\/p>\n<p>Doctor doctor, I just can&#8217;t sleep<br \/>\nI&#8217;m now so tired I have to weep<br \/>\nSilly man lie down each night<br \/>\nDon&#8217;t sit up reading, eyes closed tight!<\/p>\n<p>Doctor doctor, I&#8217;m depressed<br \/>\nMy inner child must be repressed<br \/>\nDon&#8217;t be daft just run and play<br \/>\nI haven&#8217;t time for this today<\/p>\n<p>Doctor doctor, what can I do<br \/>\nI think that I&#8217;m in love with you<br \/>\nWith these daft symptoms that you bring<br \/>\nI guessed as much, go buy a ring!<\/p>\n<p> Author notes<br \/>\nHope this meets the rules!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The final illness by cricketjeff on January 4, 2008.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved Doctor doctor, tell me please Why it&#8217;s all blue each time I sneeze Don&#8217;t be silly, start to drink Instead of merely SNIFFING ink! Doctor Doctor, it hurts my thighs Every time I exercise I&#8217;m not surprised by that at [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9742,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-2234","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2234","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2234"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2234\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9274,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2234\/revisions\/9274"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9742"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2234"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}