{"id":2253,"date":"2023-11-26T20:31:33","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:31:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=2253"},"modified":"2023-11-28T22:31:46","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T22:31:46","slug":"a-dreadful-warning","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/a-or-an-poems\/a-dreadful-warning\/","title":{"rendered":"A dreadful warning"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> A dreadful warning<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on January 10, 2008.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nThe purple flowering sleeper plant<br \/>\nWill only flower at night<br \/>\nIf you want to see one, you just can&#8217;t<br \/>\nThey&#8217;re frightened by the light<\/p>\n<p>Somnambulists, when out of doors<br \/>\nGet taken unawares<br \/>\nA sleeper plant with petalled jaws<br \/>\nCan bite away your cares<\/p>\n<p>So if you wander while you sleep<br \/>\nPlease wear your boots to bed<br \/>\nSo when nocturnally you creep<br \/>\nThey bite the soles instead<\/p>\n<p> Author notes<br \/>\nThere is something seriously wrong with anyone who gets that thought from the<br \/>\nprompt night blooms&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A dreadful warning by cricketjeff on January 10, 2008.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved The purple flowering sleeper plant Will only flower at night If you want to see one, you just can&#8217;t They&#8217;re frightened by the light Somnambulists, when out of doors Get taken unawares A sleeper plant with petalled jaws Can bite [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9744,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-2253","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2253","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2253"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2253\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9255,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2253\/revisions\/9255"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9744"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2253"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}