I promise that…
\nby cricketjeff on January 13, 2008.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved
\nAll paperwork I’ll do on time
\nNo working hours spent writing rhyme
\nI’ll do the jobs I say I’ll do
\nAll good ideas I’ll follow through<\/p>\n
I won’t buy gadgets on E-bay
\nOr wear my flashing lights all day
\nOnly spend what is agreed
\nNew waistcoats only when I need<\/p>\n
With waitresses I’ll flirt much less
\nWon’t look down every ladies dress
\nI will not treat as second class
\nA girl without a perfect arse<\/p>\n
I’ll stand my colleagues to a round
\nWith cash I’ve earned not change I’ve found
\nNot call my bosses stupid fools
\nAnd sometimes I’ll obey the rules<\/p>\n
I’ll go to bed in time to sleep
\nWon’t get all presents on the cheap
\nAll this I’ll do in year ’08
\nOr year 09 if I start late…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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