{"id":2273,"date":"2023-11-26T20:31:33","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:31:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=2273"},"modified":"2023-11-28T23:16:45","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T23:16:45","slug":"i-cannot-make-a-sexy-background","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/i-poems\/i-cannot-make-a-sexy-background\/","title":{"rendered":"[ I cannot make a sexy background ]"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> [ I cannot make a sexy background ]<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on January 16, 2008.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nI cannot make a sexy background<br \/>\nDesign is not the thing I do<br \/>\nI&#8217;d like to decorate what I&#8217;ve found<br \/>\nAnd that is you<\/p>\n<p>A homepage shaped in your reflection<br \/>\nWould be a wonder to behold<br \/>\nWith sexiness in every section<br \/>\nAnd tinged with gold<\/p>\n<p>But I can write sapphic stanzas<br \/>\nFilled with praise for all you do<br \/>\nAnd marvel at the extravaganza<br \/>\nAnd that is you<\/p>\n<p>So please accept this humble rhyming<br \/>\nI hope that you don&#8217;t find it cold<br \/>\nAnd though I rather like its timing<br \/>\nIt won&#8217;t win gold!<br \/>\n Author notes<br \/>\nNot as good as the sonnet I&#8217;m afraid<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[ I cannot make a sexy background ] by cricketjeff on January 16, 2008.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved I cannot make a sexy background Design is not the thing I do I&#8217;d like to decorate what I&#8217;ve found And that is you A homepage shaped in your reflection Would be a wonder to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9718,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-2273","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2273","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2273"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2273\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9234,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2273\/revisions\/9234"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9718"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2273"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}