London Life
\nby cricketjeff on January 18, 2008.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved
\nTwo small whiskies, a shot of rum.
\nNice rough cider, more than just some
\nNow wash the mixture down with beer
\nThen all of my troubles disappear.<\/p>\n
Tequila as chaser, sambuca shots,
\nCan’t say how many, maybe lots.
\nBottle of brandy, absinthe too
\nThat’s how I’m forgetting you.<\/p>\n
Order more, the barman says no,
\nHe thinks it’s time that I should go.
\nOut of the door, flat on my face.
\nDrunk as a lord, I’m a disgrace.<\/p>\n
Wait a moment something is strange –
\nIt’s time for thoughts to rearrange.
\nHave I seen on a London street
\nThree blue pigs each with six feet?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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