Snaggleduff’s good deed
\nby cricketjeff on January 20, 2008.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved
\nA grumpy looking Father Christmas
\nIs stuck just outside Bondnecray
\nHe’s had a rather heavy landing
\nLost a runner from his sleigh<\/p>\n
Swiftly elves look for assistance
\nRunning up and running down
\nSome of them start calling wildly
\nLoud enough to wake the town<\/p>\n
Snaggleduff is sleeping lightly
\nLike the other girls and boys
\nCrosses quickly to the window
\nWho is making all that noise?<\/p>\n
Snaggle’s equal to a crisis
\nJust like any Snaggleduff
\nOut the window to the bikeshed
\nAnd his stock of Snagglestuff<\/p>\n
When there’s snow enough for sledging
\nOn a tea-tray plays the game
\nTea trays make such perfect sledges
\nI expect you’ve done the same<\/p>\n
Grabs some string and large screwdriver
\nFollows elves to Santa’s side
\nWhen things need a bit of bodging
\nHave a Snaggle on your side<\/p>\n
Back in bed our tired out hero
\nGoes to sleep as fast as wood
\nNot a sound to wake his Mother
\nOn Christmas night you must be good<\/p>\n
On Christmas morning Mum’s up early
\nHas the greatest of all shocks
\nThere in front of all the presents
\nIs a giant bright red box<\/p>\n
The Snaggleduff can’t wait for breakfast
\nI bet it’s just the same with you
\nThe Giant present “Thanks, from Santa”
\nA Grand Prix Snaggleboard for two!!!!!<\/p>\n
Author notes
\nBondnecray is not quite like your town, there is only one family of
\nSnaggleduffs for a start.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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