{"id":2330,"date":"2023-11-26T20:31:32","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:31:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=2330"},"modified":"2023-11-28T23:09:04","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T23:09:04","slug":"the-thinker-thinks","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/the-poems\/the-thinker-thinks\/","title":{"rendered":"The thinker thinks!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> The thinker thinks!<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on January 26, 2008.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nI wish I&#8217;d had my All Bran<br \/>\nThere&#8217;s nothing on the move<br \/>\nOr just a glass of prune juice<br \/>\nTo get me in the groove<br \/>\nI didn&#8217;t eat the veggies<br \/>\nWhen I ate that giant steak<br \/>\nFour boiled eggs for breakfast<br \/>\nNow seem a bad mistake<\/p>\n<p>The oranges I threw away<br \/>\nBecause they looked quite green<br \/>\nCould have been the lubricant<br \/>\nTo get things running clean<br \/>\nOr just a slice of nice brown bread<br \/>\nTaters in their jacket<br \/>\nAll meat and cheese and protein<br \/>\nAs a diet just won&#8217;t hack it<\/p>\n<p>I wish I&#8217;d had my All Bran<br \/>\nAt the start of every day<br \/>\nThen this full up feeling<br \/>\nWouldn&#8217;t be inside to stay<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s going to be a doozie<br \/>\nWhen finally I&#8217;m cleared<br \/>\nFor the men who check the sewers<br \/>\nIm a thinker to be feared!<br \/>\n Author notes<br \/>\nWell that&#8217;s what it looks like to me!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The thinker thinks! by cricketjeff on January 26, 2008.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved I wish I&#8217;d had my All Bran There&#8217;s nothing on the move Or just a glass of prune juice To get me in the groove I didn&#8217;t eat the veggies When I ate that giant steak Four boiled eggs for [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9742,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-2330","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2330","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2330"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2330\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9178,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2330\/revisions\/9178"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9742"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2330"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}