{"id":2357,"date":"2023-11-26T20:31:32","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:31:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=2357"},"modified":"2023-11-28T22:31:45","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T22:31:45","slug":"a-demonstration-of-prestidigitation","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/a-or-an-poems\/a-demonstration-of-prestidigitation\/","title":{"rendered":"A demonstration of prestidigitation!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> A demonstration of prestidigitation!<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on February 2, 2008.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nWith explicit indication of some prestidigitation<br \/>\nYou may plan a visitation to the transportation station<\/p>\n<p>(See an ad for the magic show<br \/>\nCatch a bus and off you go)<\/p>\n<p>After half the presentation you can join the acclamation<br \/>\nFor the mass stupification caused by verbal complication<\/p>\n<p>(Half way through you clap a lot<br \/>\nWhen all his patter makes you feel a clot)<\/p>\n<p>When the final explanation and its magic incantation<br \/>\nCauses pulchritude pulsation and an avian ovation<\/p>\n<p>(He tells us all about the trick and says some magic words<br \/>\nAnd his beautiful assistant is now turned into some birds)<\/p>\n<p>Then the proscenium protection puts an end to close inspection<br \/>\nAnd the mass evacuation through the vomitory cavitation<\/p>\n<p>(Down comes the curtain there is no more to see<br \/>\nSo out through the exits go the audience and me)<\/p>\n<p>Now we start peripatetication to our own accomodation<br \/>\nFor some post examination overnight recuperation<\/p>\n<p>(Walking around heading to the house<br \/>\nSo tired from the show you can sleep like a mouse)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A demonstration of prestidigitation! by cricketjeff on February 2, 2008.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved With explicit indication of some prestidigitation You may plan a visitation to the transportation station (See an ad for the magic show Catch a bus and off you go) After half the presentation you can join the acclamation For [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9744,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-2357","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2357","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2357"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2357\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9151,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2357\/revisions\/9151"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9744"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2357"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}