{"id":2449,"date":"2023-11-26T20:31:30","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:31:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=2449"},"modified":"2023-11-28T22:45:36","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T22:45:36","slug":"my-problem","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/m-poems\/my-problem\/","title":{"rendered":"My problem"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> My problem<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on March 3, 2008.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nI have a problem with the way I look,<br \/>\nIt is not one you see complained of much.<br \/>\nMy features make a perfect picture book<br \/>\nWhere every single reader wants to touch.<\/p>\n<p>My ideal looks are really quite a curse &#8211;<br \/>\nEverywhere I go the masses stare.<br \/>\nCan you imagine any fate much worse,<br \/>\nThan being called a Greek god everywhere.<\/p>\n<p>I only shop alone and after dark<br \/>\nOr else my fans just have to form a line<br \/>\nAnd you can&#8217;t have a stroll out in the park,<br \/>\nWhen you have a face as fine as mine.<\/p>\n<p>It isn&#8217;t so much fun to look this way<br \/>\nWell actually it is, the rest is play!<br \/>\n Author notes<br \/>\nNow rather smoother I fancy, anyone wishing to meet the only perfect man can<br \/>\nfind my address on my homepage&#8230;<br \/>\nShakespearian sonnet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My problem by cricketjeff on March 3, 2008.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved I have a problem with the way I look, It is not one you see complained of much. My features make a perfect picture book Where every single reader wants to touch. My ideal looks are really quite a curse &#8211; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9728,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-2449","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2449","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2449"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2449\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9058,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2449\/revisions\/9058"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9728"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2449"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}