{"id":2472,"date":"2023-11-26T20:31:30","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:31:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=2472"},"modified":"2023-11-28T23:09:04","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T23:09:04","slug":"the-venus-of-ap","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/the-poems\/the-venus-of-ap\/","title":{"rendered":"The Venus of AP"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> The Venus of AP<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on March 9, 2008.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nVenus stands for all to see<br \/>\nSo proud upon her shell<br \/>\nHer hair preserves her modesty<br \/>\nWhich may be just as well<\/p>\n<p>Botticelli make us aware<br \/>\nOf one small boob on show<br \/>\nAnd she may have a nice matched pair<br \/>\nBut we will never know<\/p>\n<p>Though a towel has been provided<br \/>\nShe doesn&#8217;t want to hide<br \/>\nAnd the Zephyrs have decided<br \/>\nThey like what they have spied<\/p>\n<p>I think it would offend her, but<br \/>\nIf I am honest here<br \/>\nThis Venus would not make the cut<br \/>\nIn Miss AP this year!!!<\/p>\n<p> Author notes<br \/>\nRhyme and humour were asked for, will this do?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Venus of AP by cricketjeff on March 9, 2008.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved Venus stands for all to see So proud upon her shell Her hair preserves her modesty Which may be just as well Botticelli make us aware Of one small boob on show And she may have a nice matched [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9742,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-2472","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2472","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2472"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2472\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9036,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2472\/revisions\/9036"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9742"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2472"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}