Oooo Errr Crikey!!!
\nby cricketjeff on March 10, 2008.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved
\nThe only hamster who can save the day
\nWhen Dangermouse is there he says “Oh Crumbs”
\nDoesn’t have ten fingers only thumbs
\nKnows the way to fight is run away<\/p>\n
He always has a bag of sweets you see
\nAnd Dangermouse has got a lot to say
\nFar more concerned to save the final three
\nThan notice that the Baron is at play<\/p>\n
A coward to the very last degree
\nWhere Dangermouse is braver than an ox
\nDangermouse is cunning like a fox
\nBut Penfold is a lot like you and me<\/p>\n
Although they live beneath a pillar box
\nYou’d say this pair of agents really rocks!!!
\n Author notes
\nHow’s that, a sonnet for the greatest team of crime fighters ever to battle a
\ntoad.
\nAnd in a brand new rhyme scheme too I think
\nabba caca cddc dd
\nWe shall call it the Penfold Sonnet in his honour.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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