{"id":2549,"date":"2023-11-26T20:28:16","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:28:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=2549"},"modified":"2023-11-27T22:42:57","modified_gmt":"2023-11-27T22:42:57","slug":"apples-and-pears","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/a-poems\/apples-and-pears\/","title":{"rendered":"Apples and pears"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> Apples and pears<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on March 27, 2008.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nEating pears is perillous<br \/>\nThe juice gets on your keys<br \/>\nYou decorate your monitor<br \/>\nIf something makes you sneeze<\/p>\n<p>Much safer eating apples<br \/>\nAs their juice is so much less<br \/>\nBut a pear is Oh! so tasty<br \/>\nSo I do not mind the mess<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Apples and pears by cricketjeff on March 27, 2008.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved Eating pears is perillous The juice gets on your keys You decorate your monitor If something makes you sneeze Much safer eating apples As their juice is so much less But a pear is Oh! so tasty So I do [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9692,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-2549","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2549","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2549"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2549\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8959,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2549\/revisions\/8959"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9692"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2549"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}