Rosalie’s retirement plan
\nby cricketjeff on April 6, 2008.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved
\nTwo snowy breasts with their tops well displayed,
\nA six shooter hidden from view.
\nA bar full of beauties, all keenly arrayed
\nAnd she’s only waiting for you.<\/p>\n
If you’ve found a trifle of dust that looks gold,
\nShe’ll sell you an hour of pure bliss
\nBut if all that you’ve got is some gear to be sold
\nYou’ll have to make do with a kiss.<\/p>\n
The singer on stage, is worth three at the bar
\nBut she’s still the one they all see.
\nThe fame of the girls brings in men from so far
\nAnd everyone knows Rosalie.<\/p>\n
She doesn’t give credit, or let fighters in,
\nYou better get washed and a shave.
\nThe hotel next door is the place you begin
\nPreparing for what you all crave.<\/p>\n
Rosalie’s bar is the centre of town
\nThe place where new wives can be met.
\nTheir history ’round here won’t make anyone frown
\nThese girls are the best you can get.<\/p>\n
Gold panning is fine for a man with a dream
\nBut Rosalie’s way is more sure.
\nWherever men gather they need to raise steam
\nAnd Rosalie gives them the cure.<\/p>\n
The girls who arrive all want men for their own
\nBut finding the best is too tough.
\nAt Rosalie’s bar they can try them on loan
\nAnd not marry one who’s too rough.<\/p>\n
The sheriff don’t bother to question the rules
\nHe’s Rosalie’s Saturday pick.
\nThe carpenter makes up a coffin for fools
\nWho don’t know her temper is quick.<\/p>\n
And when all the gold has been swept from the hill
\nShe’ll retire to marry her man
\nThe men and her girls will remember her still
\nShe showed how you win if you plan<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Rosalie’s retirement plan by cricketjeff on April 6, 2008.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved Two snowy breasts with their tops well displayed, A six shooter hidden from view. A bar full of beauties, all keenly arrayed And she’s only waiting for you. If you’ve found a trifle of dust that looks gold, She’ll sell […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9738,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-2598","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2598","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2598"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2598\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8910,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2598\/revisions\/8910"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9738"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2598"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}